{"id":748,"date":"2009-07-30T15:31:14","date_gmt":"2009-07-30T21:31:14","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2025-08-17T08:56:10","modified_gmt":"2025-08-17T05:56:10","slug":"the-whereabouts-of-etienne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/?p=748","title":{"rendered":"The whereabouts of Etienne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mijn familie is mediageniek: na het verschijnen van mijn vrouw in de Gentenaar op maandag, haalde mijn zoon Etienne &#8211; samen met zijn neef Sander &#8211; het VRT-nieuws op dinsdag. Etienne had ons verteld dat hij de dag van de &#8220;lege portemonnees&#8221; zou vieren en nadien bij zijn neef zou slapen. De waarheid is evenwel gedeeltelijk anders: de feesten heeft hij zeer zeker meegemaakt maar van slapen is weinig terecht gekomen. Gelukkig waren daar de beelden van het VRT-journaal als ontegensprekelijk bewijs voor zijn uitspattingen. Etienne hoorde bij het selecte clubje van feestneuzen die op dinsdagmorgen nog niet door hadden dat de feesten onherroepelijk tot een einde waren gekomen.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Hmmmm&#8230; het leed van een ouder&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"wpfp_701336758e688fdc5d2c59bc443099cd\" data-item=\"{&quot;sources&quot;:[{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/intussen.blog\\\/video\\\/GentseFeesten.mp4&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;video\\\/mp4&quot;}],&quot;splash&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/intussen.blog\\\/fotos\\\/SanderEtienne.jpg&quot;}\" class=\"flowplayer no-brand is-splash is-paused skin-slim no-svg fp-slim fp-edgy\" style=\"position:relative; max-width: 100%; max-height: 100%; \" data-ratio=\"0.5625\">\n\t<div class=\"fp-ratio\" style=\"padding-top: 56.25%\"><\/div>\n\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"fp-splash\" alt=\"video\" src=\"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/fotos\/SanderEtienne.jpg\" style=\"position:absolute;top:0;width:100%\" \/>\n\t<div class=\"fp-ui\"><noscript>Please enable JavaScript<\/noscript><div class=\"fp-play fp-visible\"><svg class=\"fp-play-sharp-fill\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewBox=\"0 0 100 100\"><defs><style>.fp-color-play{opacity:0.65;}.controlbutton{fill:#fff;}<\/style><\/defs><title>play-sharp-fill<\/title><path class=\"fp-color-play\" d=\"M49.9217-.078a50,50,0,1,0,50,50A50.0564,50.0564,0,0,0,49.9217-.078Z\"\/><polygon class=\"controlbutton\" points=\"73.601 50 37.968 70.573 37.968 29.427 73.601 50\" filter=\"url(#f1)\"\/><\/svg><\/div><div class=\"fp-preload\"><b><\/b><b><\/b><b><\/b><b><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n<div id=\"wpfp_701336758e688fdc5d2c59bc443099cd_custom_background\" class=\"wpfp_custom_background\" style=\"background-image: url('https:\/\/intussen.blog\/fotos\/SanderEtienne.jpg')\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Peter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mijn familie is mediageniek: na het verschijnen van mijn vrouw in de Gentenaar op maandag, haalde mijn zoon Etienne &#8211; samen met zijn neef Sander &#8211; het VRT-nieuws op dinsdag. Etienne had ons verteld dat hij de dag van de &#8220;lege portemonnees&#8221; zou vieren en nadien bij zijn neef zou slapen. De waarheid is evenwel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/?p=748\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The whereabouts of Etienne&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9SLK-c4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27248,"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions\/27248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intussen.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}